Germany, I found this while I was cleaning.
You know, you don't have to clean for me. I keep the place clean on a regular basis.
In any case, don't worry too much.
No. I'm a guest here, after all.
But more importantly, look at this.
It appears to be encrypted.
To Germany:
Hello, this is Italy.
I had a nightmare recently.
In the dream, you completely forgot about me.
Now, I'm worried that if you become friends with Russia, you'll really forget about me.
Friends forever, okay?
Oh yeah, and your sausages taste like shit.
From, Italy Venenciano.
H-He was worried over something so trivial?
Amazing! You understood that?!
So, what are you up to now?
Huh?
Oh, well, I'm just making some wurst.
Wurst German sausages. It has been said that the dish originated in Northwestern China and was introduced to Europe.
I-Italy.
Do you have a minute or two?
G-Germany!
H-H-H-Hello.
T-T-T-This is I-I-Italy...
I-It's not like being friends with Russia is going to make me forget about you or anything...
T-T-This is Italy!
You can tell what I was thinking?
Well, that's all I had to say.
I promise, so show me your pinky.
H-Hang on.
Weird thoughts just popped up in my mind, so I'll be embarrassed if you can read those.
I can't. Just show me your pinky.
Like this?
Yeah.
So what is this exactly?
Pinky swear.
Apparently, this is how promises are made in Japan.
Italy, our missions are going to be more dangerous than ever.
Let's form an agreement.
I'll aid you whenever you're in a pinch, so stop worrying.
Also, you have to do the same for me.
Not that I'll be expecting much.
An agreement with Germany, huh?
Oh, and one more thing...
What's this?
How do you like it?
It tastes great on a sunny day!
He cooked the best ones that he had been saving up.
May 22nd, 1939 Italo-German Alliance Pact of Steel Signed
Well, now that everyone in the G8 has arrived, why don't we begin?
Hang on... to avoid last week's hassle, can I make sure we're all here?
I get the feeling something's not right...
Canada, you here?
Yup.
Yes, there are eight of us here.
I'm right here!
I stand here.
I think we're missing China.
It has to be him.
No, we're not!
You just want him to be here!
I'm hungry, England!
I'll prepare the best lunch...
Shut up.
Quit raising false alarms.
That's why you had to raise the price for your national railways.
Weird...
That's right, faggot!
Why are you here, Sealand?!
H-How did you know?!
What are you, a psychic?!
Pluck
Don't pull out my hair.
My dad fixed it up, you know.
Why don't you go home and watch some anime?
Sorry, I'm going to need to talk some sense into him.
Then where in the world is Canada?
SQUISH
I wonder...
Maple...
Hey hey Vati, give me beer!
Hey hey Mutti, hey hey Mutti!
I can't forget that taste
of the wurst you gave me before!
Draw a circle, there's Earth!
Look closely, there's Earth!
Might it be Earth?
I'm Germany.
Ah, a fabulous world,
that can be seen with a paintbrush.
Whether it may be games or cleaning,
it's all serious business to me.
Please, hear me out.
It's horrible!
To be continued....